Their Proven "Conversation Starters" Will
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And buckets more "Queer Wisdom" you can put to work to quickly change your life if you haven't yet found "the one"... Or if having no-one to turn to for fun and friendship is getting old FAST...
 December 29, 2010 From the desk of: Jenny Jacobs Re: Your blossoming love life Dear Friend, Let's face it... We live on a "straight planet". And when we come to realize it's ladies who shoot a tingle up our inside thigh, no-one is there to throw an arm over our shoulder and expertly guide us to the life we deserve. In fact... It's inevitable that you start to feel alone. I know I did. Even when you muster the courage to honor your tinglings it's no easier... You find a confusing and catty lesbian world rises to meet you. But it doesn't have to be that way. Not for YOU anyway... Because you need to know that at least for now, a sultry breeze of savvy lezzies have blown away the black clouds of Gay Drama.
A Secret Lesbian
Sisterhood..?
You might call them that. It sounds a wee bit unlikely at first, but as you'll soon see... A gaggle of ultra-confident and self-assured lesbians have -- at least for the countless hours I interviewed them -- shown that they are willing to help a sister out in every confusing aspect of gay-girl life. It's their often shocking and counter-intuitive revelations that fuel the Lesbian Dating Bible that I want to share with you today. But don't get the wrong idea... I might have an acknowledged best-seller under my belt now, but my own lesbian journey was no skyrocketing success... Maybe you can relate, but... Coming out was easily the hardest and most painful thing I ever had to do. As I'll share, in doing so I made some painful dating mistakes which put everything that was important to me in serious jeopardy. Changing my life forever. But this letter isn't about me. It's 100% about YOU... And the promise of a unique "lesbo leg-up" as you wisely reach for your own authentic, informed and fun-filled lesbian life.
And so we're clear...
It
doesn't matter if you've got eyes for
quiet, strong butches... or girly high-heeled femmes... or for dykes of any stripe for that matter... I want you to know right now... today... You can be the commanding and seductive girl in the room... the one who magnetizes smokin' hot chicks at will... Who knows exactly what to say to start natural and meaningful conversations that quickly lead to explosive lip-locks and more... And yet it gets even better... The confidence to be your very best Sappho "self" won't only give flight to 
love-matches and spontaneous hook-ups...The same self-assurance that attracts a line of eager women waiting to get to know you, naturally seeps into every other aspect of life... Suddenly you're creating close life-long friendships... Sealing an air-tight bond with your parents and family, no matter how they feel right now about you embracing who you truly are. And before you know it... You're giving any relationship a perma-jolt of passion... No matter how long you've been together... Or if you need to move on from a tired relationship you're doing so with renewed strength and energy. And I'm going to make sure you know how to wow your partner anytime things take an intimate turn... Enjoying a "connection" with any bedroom buddy that easily transcends anything you've had the intense pleasure of feeling before. Best of all, thanks to me throwing you the keys to accelerate your mastery of online dating, all this is possible whether you live near a hummin' gayborhood or not. So by any estimation, add all this up and...
You're Within Arms' Reach Of
The Lezzie Life You've Only Dared To Dream About Until Today... Now... It's not that you or I need to cozy up to a steamin' honey to be happy... it just makes it a helluva lot easier! I've even heard this said before... "It takes two women to make one lesbian!" Much as I'm about being a strong and independent woman, there's more than a grain of truth to that statement (a fact the Indigo Girls knew when they sang "The Power Of Two")! Because when you're without a partner to hold, it's almost like you don't know who you really are. Then that special someone enters life with a bang and... You come alive... Lungs pumping like pistons on a bullet-train... Your heart beating in an interlocked unison you never imagined could feel so good.
It's A Feeling Only Natural To Yearn For...
But If You Don't Know It As Well As You'd Like To... It's Hardly Your Own Fault... Living on a "straight planet" means no-one takes us by the hand and helps us figure out the confusing thoughts running through our head. Even worse... you get bombarded by church, school, family and media that the feelings you can't shake are somehow wrong, even unnatural. Only... Deep down... you know your truth. And it's something so pre-programmed inside you that if you're like me... You've always felt different. For me, I remember wondering why my classmates were checking out little Jimmy on the soccer field, when my focus was taken by the foxy point-guard playing varsity hoops. And maybe you accepted your "truth" way back then. And ever since you've proudly walked around with what amounts to an "L" tattooed on your forehead... Or perhaps it's taken you a little longer... Maybe you've had failed relationships with guys... until you felt your feelings for the fairer sex could be ignored no longer. Perhaps you're still in a relationship with a guy and you're trying to get your head around your urges to be with women. Either way, one thing's for sure... Coming to terms with who you are isn't easy... and finding your place in the wider "label obsessed" Lesbian community can be draining. That's why as you scour The Lesbian Dating Bible for answers, I've made sure to point you to your own "comfort spot" in the lesbo community where you can flourish beyond your imagination... Tossing out all the limiting labels if you want to, and just settling into your own unique personality. Feeling more comfortable in your own skin than ever before. And all because you know...
Let's be clear here... Difficult as it can be to find your place in the often back-stabbing Lesbian world... It can be even tougher to tell everyone back in "straight land" who you are... That's what tripped me up the most. Out of sight of my mother I'd met Tara... a chapstick Mississippi State soccer-player in a chatroom. Her screen name was "clueless girl". In our private chat she told me her Dad had just had a heart attack. Sensing she needed someone to talk to I told her she could call me anytime. Well, once we got talking... you know the feeling... we just clicked. (Her sexy southern accent didn't hurt either!) We'd jabber back 'n' forth from 12.30am until 6am sometimes. One night she told me she loved me.
I
replied, "I think I'm falling for you too..."
How things progressed from there was hardly how I expected. Or what I'd hoped for. I wish I could have known what I was doing at the time so I didn't get hurt. To save you the same "scars" I've dedicated a full chapter of The Lesbian Dating Bible to making coming out as painless as possible. Fact is... if you're in the closet, or only halfway out, I'd suggest you stay put until you discover...
Of course, you don't have to be "out" to give off a magnetic charge that makes other women weak at the knees. See..
Whether You're Rocking A Buzz-Cut Or A Blond Bob...
Leather... Tweed... Tats or Gold Earrings... Whether You're In The Closet Or Way "Out"... Here's what you need to know... A series of "shortcuts" exist that allow you to dump all your insecurities forever... Seeing yourself in a bright new light as you exchange self-doubt for the rush of being the girl everyone looks at and asks, what's her secret? The dyke who's the free-wheelin' CEO of her life from the minute she jumps out of bed excited to meet the day, all the way through to sunset... When she and her partner light the candles about to illuminate their latest session of bedroom "Twister". And now, with the power The Lesbian Dating Bible is about to put in your hands, it's your turn to...
Start To See
Yourself Fearlessly Armed With
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Maybe you're reading this and thinking how terrific this all sounds... Being able to juice up your confidence levels and be the all-powerful gay-girl you've always wanted to be. But if you're like how I used to be, then all the lesbian cattiness can be a bit much. And sometimes you just want to avoid it. Although at the same time, you realize when you want to play tonsil-hockey with the finest fillies in God's creation then you best get out there. And I'm making that easier than ever... The power I'm putting at your fingertips today is going to give you all the confidence you need to "own" any dating situation you find yourself in. To truly be more in charge... in control... and more immune to petty lezzie gossip than ever before. Plus... today, you're joining the same self-assured "sisterhood" of lezzies who are rejecting the usual back-stabbing to help a sister out. Anyway... (And if you know this already then give me an "Amen") but...
Cats and Fag-Hags Are Fine Company
For Sure... But They're A Sorry Substitute For The Fiery Touch Of A Woman In Heat! And to
discover this for yourself it's critical you can
effortlessly draw on...
Believe it or not... Find yourself face-to-face with a beauty you're desperate to get to know and soon you'll have every key you need to weave an unescapable web of seduction. You'll know what "to-do"... but even more importantly, you'll be wise to humiliating stumbling blocks you should avoid at all cost. And since you've got every advantage you need to score dates by the dozen... The next step on your journey to the lesbo promised land is to become a "super-dater"...
The Gay Godess Who Charms The Socks
(And Just About Everything Else) Off Any Woman Who Dares Look Her Way... So you're not just scoring dates like it's going outta style... you're taking every dating situation to skyscraper heights of fun 'n' frolics. I'll tell you more about this in just a second. First I want to let you know I didn't come from a city with a buzzin' gayborhood I could hit anytime I jonesed for some dating action. I sorta lived in sticks. So I ventured online and like I told you, I met Tara... A Mississippii soccer player who I fell hard for during nights snuggled with the phone under my sheets... I didn't know if my Mom suspected something or not. And I was too scared of her reaction to tell her about the feelings I simply couldn't ignore. But suddenly she couldn't not be suspicious... As the mailman shoved an envelope in our mailbox that changed everything.
The $2600 Phone Bill(!)
"What is this?" my Mom demanded to know --- steam shooting out her ears. And even today, a full 13 years later, I wish I could take my response back. Because although I'll tell you what I did, it makes me so happy that I'll saving you any of the same "crisis points" in your own life. As I hope you realize what I'm about to guide you around the hellish potholes that trip other lesbians face-first onto the bone-snapping concrete of gay life. See... It doesn't matter one bit if you've been mistaken for a boy... or had some numbnutz tell you you're too pretty to be a lesbian... "Lesbian dating" is a confusing force unto itself... That's why I'm making sure you know...
A woman who turns you on like no-one before her... a partner in life who truly understands you... who loves you deeply for exactly who you are...
Yep... Someone You Can Truly Be Your Goofy Self
Around Every Minute Of Every Exciting Day...  Only sad fact is, this can be brutally snatched from you almost outta nowhere. Maybe you've felt the traumatic loss of a "forever" relationship already. If you have, and it still grates on your mind, I guarantee it's the last time you'll ever feel so beat up... so low... Because as you excitedly dive into the Lesbian Dating Bible you'll fast stumble on proven advice to keep a relationship granite-strong. You'll never get robbed of love again when you know...
And although you'll be
discovering how to keep a great relationship intact... and
even crank up the heat several degrees... let's
be real here...
38 Hours Packed Like A Sardine On A Cramped Sweaty
Greyhound Bus... And For What?
Before I share what
greeted me across Mississippi state lines I first want
to make sure we're clear on what today is set to mean
for you.
And if you need to go online to meet your next lover, I know
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Bad Sex Murders "Sure-Thing" Relationships
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Now, you'll fast see
why it's important you know what happened when I stepped
off the Greyhound bus in Mississippi.
Because it didn't take long to discover that what was there on the phone wasn't there in person. So I had to take another 38 hour return trip to Philly to face my worried and confused Mom... Not only to finally tell her I was gay (which she actually proved unexpectedly cool about...) but I had to get busy paying back the $2600 phone bill I'd run up...
What A Stumblin'... Stupid... And
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I want in on this now Jenny... thank you for your generosity. You understood right... all the risk is on my shoulders when you go ahead and merge onto this fast-track to the lesbo "Life of Reilly". But that doesn't mean you can sit on this...
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